Jeff Winger: “We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week, but we do… For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this-” *breaks pencil and Abed lets out little gasp* “-and part of you dies, just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything but themselves.”
i always love jeff’s little speeches :D
